Shannon,
Due to the fact that our cars came into this country legally and have remained here in good faith, under the care and supervision of legally born citizens of this great nation and the fact that they have left their respective marks on thosands, perhaps millions of individual plots of native American soil, I hereby request amnesty and immediate citizenship to all British cars imported over the last century.
This will enable us to take them in for free health care, welfare and get food stamps for them, which means free tune-ups, oil changes and replacement parts and labor forever. And once they are here past the age of 65, they can receive full social security benefits, which is a whole other story......