Thought of the Day

[Basil]

It seems somewhat ironic that only one company
makes the game Monopoly.​

 

[Basil]

Now be honest - some of us can relate!

 

[John Turney]

 

[Basil]

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Took me a second! LOL!

 

[John Turney]

 

[John Turney]

 

[AngliaGT]

I wonder if,after the way things have been going,I can write my
cars off on my income taxes as dependents?

 

[maynard]

 

[Basil]

And you have to wait 30 minutes for someone to come and unlock the copper fittings at Home Depot.

 

[GregW]

Pro tip: If you want help at Home Depot, start moving one of their orange ladders around like your going to climb it.

 

[John Turney]

 

[AngliaGT]

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I know a guy who would put "911" on that kind of form.

 

[maynard]

 

[maynard]

 

[John Turney]

 

[Basil]

I can write me a resume!

 

[Basil]

Sometimes when I'm bored

 

[John Turney]

 

[Basil]

Hey @JPSmit - any idea?

 

[Basil]

Wow, you got pretzels? Did you have to pay extra?