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AngliaGT said:
So,I was at the bar last night,when the waitress yelled
"Does anyone know CPR?"
I said "Heck,I know the entire alphabet"
Everyone laughed,except for this one guy,who didn't get it
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Crosby, Pevar & Raymond, right?
 
I’m not having much luck with jobs lately.
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I wasn’t suited to be a tailor.
The muffler factory was just exhausting.
I couldn’t cut it as a barber.
I didn’t have the patience to be a doctor.
I wasn’t a good fit in the shoe factory even though I put my soul into it.
The paper shop folded.
Pool maintenance was too draining.
I got fired from the cannon factory.
And I just couldn’t see any future as a historian.
 
JPSmit said:
I’m not having much luck with jobs lately.
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I wasn’t suited to be a tailor.
The muffler factory was just exhausting.
I couldn’t cut it as a barber.
I didn’t have the patience to be a doctor.
I wasn’t a good fit in the shoe factory even though I put my soul into it.
The paper shop folded.
Pool maintenance was too draining.
I got fired from the cannon factory.
And I just couldn’t see any future as a historian.
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The only job I found was making faces at the watch factory.
 
A MINI makes it smell normal
 
That’s actually my wife; we filmed that as a joke last summer.

(If you look closely, you’ll notice it is water.)
 
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