Thought of the Day

[maynard]

 

[John Turney]

 

[AngliaGT]

So,I was at the bar last night,when the waitress yelled
"Does anyone know CPR?"
I said "Heck,I know the entire alphabet"
Everyone laughed,except for this one guy,who didn't get it

 

[BobHaskell]

So,I was at the bar last night,when the waitress yelled
"Does anyone know CPR?"
I said "Heck,I know the entire alphabet"
Everyone laughed,except for this one guy,who didn't get it

Crosby, Pevar & Raymond, right?

 

[AngliaGT]

"When I was a kid,they didn't call it "Behavioral Disorders" -
They called it "Being a Little Brat"

 

[John Turney]

 

[JPSmit]

I’m not having much luck with jobs lately.

I wasn’t suited to be a tailor.
The muffler factory was just exhausting.
I couldn’t cut it as a barber.
I didn’t have the patience to be a doctor.
I wasn’t a good fit in the shoe factory even though I put my soul into it.
The paper shop folded.
Pool maintenance was too draining.
I got fired from the cannon factory.
And I just couldn’t see any future as a historian.

 

[Gliderman8]

I’m not having much luck with jobs lately.

I wasn’t suited to be a tailor.
The muffler factory was just exhausting.
I couldn’t cut it as a barber.
I didn’t have the patience to be a doctor.
I wasn’t a good fit in the shoe factory even though I put my soul into it.
The paper shop folded.
Pool maintenance was too draining.
I got fired from the cannon factory.
And I just couldn’t see any future as a historian.

The only job I found was making faces at the watch factory.

 

[JPSmit]

 

[John Turney]

 

[John Turney]

 

[maynard]

 

[Popeye]

Fist a man, then definitely a dog. Cool!

 

[mikephillips]

Well, could be a bear too....

 

[NutmegCT]

Husband said the car needed oil -

 

[LarryK]

A MINI makes it smell normal

 

[Popeye]

That’s actually my wife; we filmed that as a joke last summer.

(If you look closely, you’ll notice it is water.)

 

[AngliaGT]

Your Wife?-I won't make a blond joke then.

 

[JPSmit]

 

[JPSmit]