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A couple others - what do you mean, a Lucas pacemaker? And why do the British drink warm beer?
Not everything Lucas makes sucks. They also make vacuums.
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Not the Lucas onesVacuums suck too!!
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AngliaGT
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The First Mate on a cruise ship noticed that,every time before they cast off,
the Captain would hurry to his cabin,unlock a drawer in his desk,& return.
When the Captain finally retired ( & handed over his keys to the First Mate-
who then became Captain,the first thing that the new Captain did was to run to
the cabin & open the desk.When he did,there was a piece of paper with two short
lines on it.It read............
"PORT is LEFT"
"STARBOARD is RIGHT"
the Captain would hurry to his cabin,unlock a drawer in his desk,& return.
When the Captain finally retired ( & handed over his keys to the First Mate-
who then became Captain,the first thing that the new Captain did was to run to
the cabin & open the desk.When he did,there was a piece of paper with two short
lines on it.It read............
"PORT is LEFT"
"STARBOARD is RIGHT"
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STARBOARD is your other left.
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I had one in ā73. And yes, I still miss it.
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