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![May be an image of 2 people and text that says 'Inventor of the clock: there will be 12 numbers on it so the day will be divided into 12 segments? and the day starts at 1? no, 24 no, 2.... which is at night. [blank stare] the 6 means 30 ....uunh'](https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/289698327_760675242014084_3521057053832555835_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_p526x296&_nc_cat=102&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=e8NRDEqXePUAX9LmbC8&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=00_AT9-c2EumOqMBhRn04Y1KAvzfQl2eValb8etsZagI-4fYg&oe=62BF7962 "May be an image of 2 people and text that says 'Inventor of the clock: there will be 12 numbers on it so the day will be divided into 12 segments? and the day starts at 1? no, 24 no, 2.... which is at night. [blank stare] the 6 means 30 ....uunh'")
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We can relate.
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Girl calls her father: “Dad, I have a flat tire. Can you come help me?”
Dad: “Did you call your boyfriend?”
Girl: “Yes but he didn’t answer.”
Dad: “Okay. Do you have a spare?”
Girl: “Yes but he didn’t answer either!”
Dad: “Did you call your boyfriend?”
Girl: “Yes but he didn’t answer.”
Dad: “Okay. Do you have a spare?”
Girl: “Yes but he didn’t answer either!”
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We used to have an attorney round here who's specialty was DUI cases, said he could get anyone off regardless of the number of prior arrests and/or convictions. Used the same logic that just because you were stopped and blew over the limit didn't mean you'd done anything wrong.
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Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday.
