Thought of the Day

[mikephillips]

But worse, everyday being the day before that test where you have to not eat and then drink that liquid 24 hours in advance for the xrays.

 

[John Turney]

But worse, everyday being the day before that test where you have to not eat and then drink that liquid 24 hours in advance for the xrays.

Or for the gerbil-cam.

 

[DrEntropy]

Or for the gerbil-cam.

Quite frankly, that's terrifying.

 

[maynard]

 

[DrEntropy]

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None of my bras fit me anymore...

 

[Basil]

None of my bras fit me anymore...

Image -- delete!!

 

[mikephillips]

Least he didn't say, "after the implant surgery"....

 

[John Turney]

 

[JPSmit]

None of my bras fit me anymore...

A man, shocked by how his buddy is dressed, asks him, “How long have you been wearing that bra?” The friend replies, “Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment.”

 

[mikephillips]

Yet not growing old is like being preemptively being taken to the chair.

 

[maynard]

Yet not growing old is like being preemptively being taken to the chair.

You have to grow older, you do not have to grow up.

 

[mikephillips]

True. There are those who think I was stunted at around 5 or 6. Sometimes I see little kids with a parent at the grocery store or such, get a kick out of making them laugh by making funny faces, or using one hand to look like a giant spider dancing on my head. Don't know them, don't need to know them and almost never run into them again. But a kid sitting in the cart laughing and clapping, can't beat it.

 

[JPSmit]

 

[3798j]

 

[Basil]

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And let's not forget - Soylent Green was set in 2022!

 

[mikephillips]

Least Charlton Heston won't be running up and down the street banging on doors yelling, "Its people!!"...

 

[maynard]

 

[maynard]

Yet not growing old is like being preemptively being taken to the chair.

 

[LarryK]

Something boring people tell us.

 

[maynard]