Thought of the day - food related

[Basil]

Valentine's Day is coming up.

 

[maynard]

 

[Basil]

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Pretty sure I've eaten there!

 

[Basil]

 

[mezy]

Dont talk to me about eggs.

I just know your not going to like this, but this is where i work,
There are two engineers here me included, we keep this and another site running, responsible for all the machines.

 

[John Turney]

 

[John Turney]

 

[Gliderman8]

That’s whole food.

 

[Basil]

That’s whole food.

No, it’s “hole” food

 

[DrEntropy]

 

[Basil]

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Candidate for Groaners thread.

 

[maynard]

 

[John Turney]

 

[mikephillips]

Or in the trees where that guy or girl you liked lived...

 

[maynard]

The Police Department has received tips from an informant that highly addictive substances will soon be circulating in our area. These substances go by names like "Thin Mints," "Tagalongs," "Trefoils," and "Do-si-dos" to name just a few.
Many people start with just one, but one turns into two, two turns into a box, and then you catch yourself hiding a stash in your freezer for “just in case” moments. Next thing you know it is 3am, you are sneaking into the kitchen for a taste and you think to yourself “Oh what have I become? It is never just a taste.”
The Police Department has a solution! We have set up a drop-off location for these addictive "Girl Scout Cookies" at the
Police Department, where our officers can dispose of them safely.

 

[maynard]

 

[maynard]

 

[Basil]

For those times you don't just need to get to sleep, you need to be in a coma!

 

[Hamish Racing]

You’ll be ok it’s less than 1%alcohol.

 

[Basil]

You’ll be ok it’s less than 1%alcohol.

And besides, it’s skillfully combined with a number of “other” ingredients.