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60yo woman stopped me in the parking lot at whole foods today to tell me she lost her virginity in a car just like mine back in the 70's.  Her 20-something daughter was pretty embarrased!  Geez.  People (at least this lady) musta been smaller back then. I guess that could'a happened in a p1800 wagon. Yep, yep.
 
hmmmm I can't even get my wife to go for ride in the thing let alone....
 
theleisure said:
60yo woman stopped me in the parking lot at whole foods today to tell me she lost her virginity in a car just like mine .
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...was she thinnkin' it might be in your car ?????
 
In my youth I always kept a pillow in the Sprite so
my sweetie could sit closer while we rode. Once going down the Interstate with my girlfriend snuggled up close a State Trooper
came up from behind us going very fast with blue lights flashing. No worries...it was Interstate and I was driving a Sprite and even though it was a hot rod of sorts, cars were whizzing by on the 70mph road.
Well he gets to my bumper and through the outside speaker tells me to pull over.
"Son,get a room or a bigger car." My now wife turned red faced and slid over into her seat.
I thanked him for his safety concerns and along we went...each in his/her own seat.
She reminded me of that event when we bought the current Sprite last year. I had forgotten. She apparently didn't.
Ahhhh...to be young again....sigh.
 
yup, I think Basil dun wacked 'em.

I dun tolt dat boy not to mes wit da Yakuza guy !!!!

Hunksa dat boy prob'ly ona hook waitin' fer a toona !!!!!

y'all jus r'member, I dun warn'd ya !!!!!
 
jvandyke said:
hmmmm I can't even get my wife to go for ride in the thing let alone....
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Things could be worse: your wife might go for rides but not... the other.... :devilgrin: :jester:
 
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