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Wanted:
Navigator/co-pilot for Missouri Endurance Rally

When:
March 31st-April 1st

Where:
Based out of St. Louis

Requirements:
Must be proficient at map-reading and navigation. Ability to drive a manual transmission a plus. Applicant must enjoy long periods of time in a small British car. Applicants must be 16 years of age and potty-trained. Smokers welcome.

Benefits:
--Spending long periods of time in a small British car.
--Seeing literally the entire state of Missouri and quite possibly neighboring states.

Disadvantages:
My laryngitis is gone.

Apply within.
 
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.....mehehehehehe /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/devilgrin.gif
 
Darn... I gotta weed Horsemits' flower-beds that weekend. And rearrange some of my marble collection. Sorry. /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/devilgrin.gif
 
((yellabelly chicken girlymen))
 
How 'bout this: Get yerself one'a them inflatable dolls, a GPS and an OnStar subscription...

We won't tell.

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Sounds like a great time. Wish that I could help, but I am blind in one eye and can't see too well out of the other.
Cheers, David.
 
Technically I can run this by myself. Would just be nice to have a navigator to plot the course of attack while I drive. But, I'll run it alone if I have to. GPS, Onstar, none of that fancy stuff allowed. Just a couple state maps and gazetteers.
 
~thumps David upside the head~
 
Like I said, fly me out and I'm game! Only rule is we have to take the '65. /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wink.gif
 
I'd offer but I'm still trying for the Bayamon,
Puerto Rico endurance run of 30 miles in Crypty
without a break down!

d
 
And I aint been 16 or potty-trained in a very long time!! /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif
 
Did I mention that drug & alcohol testing is required and if you fail to test positive you're ineligible for the position?
 
You just lost most of the guys here!! drug AND alcohol??? /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/shocked.gif
 
Oooh testing positive is a good thing. I figure you'll need one or the other to last 24 hours in a car with me.
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Re: Step right up...a once in a lifetime opportun

/bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/cry.gif Leaves me out! I`m so CLEAN {Drug and alcohol wise} I could be the pope!
 
Re: Step right up...a once in a lifetime opportun

Ya wouldn't be after 24 hours...
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Re: Step right up...a once in a lifetime opportun

Wow, airline tickets, drugs and alcohol...sounds like a rock band tour? I must have be correct on my previous post, to require all of the booze, etc.
Cheers, David.
 
Re: Step right up...a once in a lifetime opportun

Ah, Kerry? The pope's also not
allowed to............

best not continue that thought line.

d
 
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