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DrEntropy said:
And a contemporary Jag boot MIGHT have enuff room to hold one six year old!
Not mine!

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Yours ain't 1967 contemporary, Tony.

Ya could hold a rugby scrum in th' boot of THAT thing you have. :smirk:
 
Tony- you don't drive onto the base with that "Foreign" thing do you?
 
Most military suppliers don't mind British cars at all. Our best allies, or at least they were until yesterday. I would never drive into some of my customers with anything but American iron, even though the lots are full of foreign cars. But the workers walk through security and I have to drive through another area, so no one cares about the employees cars.
 
That just put me into a flashback! In another life I worked as an NDT inspector in a steel tubing mill. Drove a GTV Alfa to work. Coming off a midnight shift one AM found a size 12 boot print in the driver's door, big dent...

Never did have <span style="font-style: italic">conclusive</span> proof as to the perp, knowing and proving are two different animals. The ignorant moose had to keep one eye trained on ME for the next two years. Things just <span style="font-style: italic"> happened </span> around him after that. His nerves were well frayed by the time I left there.

...and his personal life was impacted ~oddly~ now and then.

He made himself <span style="font-style: italic"> my hobby</span> for quite some time. :devilgrin:
 
Doc-
Tell me you didn't do the pee in the coke thing... :jester:
 
Nothing so sophomoric as that, Elliot. MUCH more sophisticated and, well... suffice it to say he couldn't walk around that place comfortably without three-axis eyes.

...I will confess to The Dead Rat In The Lunchbox, tho. That was comparatively minor harassment. :devilgrin:

It took me days and dollars to acceptably straighten out that door.
 
I can never understand why boneheads feel the need to damage someone's property.
I am sure in the end, you had the last laugh.
When I was in college (UT!!!!) someone kept stealing my tuna sandwhich that I had placed in the common fridge since I was interning in my senior year.
When I finally had enough I made a sandwhich from "Little Friskies" and sure enough it was stolen again. It must have worked "purrrfectly" since that was the last time it was stolen.
 
YAY!!! :lol: Well bowl'd, Sir!!! :thumbsup:

...tho I may have laced th' tuna with a laxative instead... :devilgrin:

False sense of entitlement, jealousy, stupidity... soo many reasons, none of any merit.
 
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