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Sitting on hold with a big box store service department. Won't say which but it rhymes with Rome Heap Oh,
He: "how can I help you sir?"
Me: "I bought a hot water heater from you last year and it is malfunctioning."
He: "Oh, bring it back to the store for a refund."
Me: "It's a hot water heater."
He: "Oh, you can also do an online return."
Conversation went downhill from there.

He: "how can I help you sir?"
Me: "I bought a hot water heater from you last year and it is malfunctioning."
He: "Oh, bring it back to the store for a refund."
Me: "It's a hot water heater."
He: "Oh, you can also do an online return."
Conversation went downhill from there.

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