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Welcome, Jon!
 
"Fast as a hobo on a ham sandwich."

There are others, not printable here . . . :nonod:
 
Used to have a young lady working for me that had a funny saying which was "Faster than out of a prom dress"...

Cheers - Dennis
 
I always said it as "Off like a pron dress" leaving, out of here, and such.
 
Clumsy as a bull in a china closet.
He's about 3 ears short of a bushel
The lights are on, but no ones home.

(Old sailer's saying on how dumb is he)
He Ps off the bow of the ship.
(Airman's saying on how dumb is he)
He thinks prop wash is a cleaning fluid.
 
His elevator doesn't go to the top floor.
 
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