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You can't eat like a bird and sh*t like an elephant
 
If you lay down with dogs, you're likely to have fleas.
 
bgbassplyr said:
If you lay down with dogs, you're likely to have fleas.
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Y'mean: "If you lie down with dogs, you wake up with fleas." ??

"lay"... to, erm, err...

"You lie down to get ***d!" --QUOTE: Old English prof. :wink:


It wuz hammer'd into me. Couldn't be helped. :devilgrin:
 
So....now you're an English professor?


You are right of course, just got careless, or fumble fingered.

Now get back in the shed.
 
It was FROM an old English prof... He was an endearin' ol' curmudgeon, too.

Yeah, I'll crawl back inna shed now. :smirk:
 
I think we're both bored, Doc....Oh, and I'm trying to catch up to you on number of posts...................but I may not live long enough, even if you quit posting now.
 
"If I suddely quit tomorrow..." :wink:
 
But I ain't changin' latitude fer NOTHIN"!! :smirk:
 
You'll not quit for a long time, Doc!
 
Not if'n it's up to me, colonel. :wink:
 
A dog returns to his vomit.

Already said, but I grew up with Grandma saying, "useless as teats on a boar!" Usually in reference to my sisters boyfriends.

A watched pot never boils, but an unwatched pot boils over.
 
I'll paraphrase, 5 pounds of stuff in a 2 pound bucket.

And who can forget the classic
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"A man's got to know his limitations!" :devilgrin:
 
He's a lost ball in high weeds.....
 
"light in his loafers"
 
"Jump out of the pan and into the fire"

Similar to one already posted, "Grinning like a mule eatin briars"
 
He`s all hat and no cattle!
Stupid is as Stupid does!
you can`t fix stupid!
One brick short of a full load! {no common sense}
 
"I got a way with women. It costs a lot but it's a way."

"Porch light's on but no one is home."
 
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