MichaelJones said:
"please don't take offense" you're likely to offend. It's no wonder regular folks steer away from this hobby. Buy a Miata, please. Thanks to all who've given me good advice on what to be looking for.
See, no matter what I do....
You're not serious are you?
O.k, we'll start over. I'll be Tom or Larry, and you be the caller.
Based on your decription, I would say there has been a car in your driveway that is leaking oil. Since you say you own a Midget low on engine oil, I would suspect it is that vehicle. It is my professioanl opinion as a thrid generation ASE certified Master Tech and parts specialist, that you have a bad leak from your engine, BUT; being it's a Spridget, it's a good bet you have oils leaking from everywhere else on the car too.
Something leaking oil that quickly, I would suspect it might be from a source under pressure, OR a serious breach in oil retension capabilities of the: oil pan, engine block, valve cover or possibly a paper gasket has finally had enough. It could be a seal too that has cracked, ALTHOUGH; one of your cam oil galley plugs may have come loose or the oil sendnig unit has given in. Perhaps you may have run over some debris and punctured the oil pan. OR, God forbid, giving that this is a 1500 that has been run low on oil, maybe a rod has finally installed that much needed ventilation in the side of the block.
I would start by looking in the general area of the engine. I would start in the area that's the wettest. It might be hard to tell from the amount of oil that's leaked exactly where it came from. You could wipe it down, and then cover the suspected area with flour. Run the car for about 20 minutes, stirring frequently, and when the flour has abtained a dark brown color, then add you vegtables (okra too, this is crucial) and keep stirring. After a few more minutes, then add your seafood, save the oysters for the last five minutes
..... no, seriously, clean the area as best you can. Look for obvious areas of concern in the oil pan area. If none exist, fill with oil and check again. If eveything seems ok, and you'r getting hungry, go ahead and start the car and look for leaks. Call me when the gumbo is done.
And on the Miata.....
If you'r looking for a fun car that doesn't require frequent repair, ~THESE~ things DEFINATLY aint it !!!!!!
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