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and the Doctor says to him, "you probably don't even remember the accident that brought you here, but it was pretty horrific!" We've managed to stitch you back together and you will be fine except that "ahem" we couldn't find your manhood to sew it back on."
The Doctor went on, "the good news is that we have made great strides with prosthetic "members" and will be able to replace it." "We have checked your insurance and you are due for a settlement of 9,000 dollars. The prosthetic costs $1000 per inch, but, before you decide what you would like to get you may want to talk it over with your wife. If for instance she is used to 9 inches and you buy 5, she might be disappointed and if she is used to 5 inches and you buy 9 inches she might be anxious."
Well the man agrees and goes home to talk it over with his wife. Comes back the next week and the Doctor asks, "so what did you decide?" The man answers "we" decided to get granite countertops.
The Doctor went on, "the good news is that we have made great strides with prosthetic "members" and will be able to replace it." "We have checked your insurance and you are due for a settlement of 9,000 dollars. The prosthetic costs $1000 per inch, but, before you decide what you would like to get you may want to talk it over with your wife. If for instance she is used to 9 inches and you buy 5, she might be disappointed and if she is used to 5 inches and you buy 9 inches she might be anxious."
Well the man agrees and goes home to talk it over with his wife. Comes back the next week and the Doctor asks, "so what did you decide?" The man answers "we" decided to get granite countertops.
