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Fooled 'ya - I'm talking bumper stickers here.
Anyone else have some good ones?

- Doug
 
Not a bumper sticker, but the biker riding along wearing a t-shirt that said on the back, "If you can read this, the ***** ("girl") fell off".
 
"Warning:In the event of rapture this vehicle will be unmanned."
"All parts falling off this car are of the highest British quality"
"Save a cow. Eat a vegetarian"
Seen on a farmers truck. "I fling poo"
 
"If you're up to your Butt in alligators, learn how to make shoes!"

Dave :laugh:
 
Ashland, Oregon, known to locals as the center of the universe, is a quaint little artsy town in southern Oregon home to Southern Oregon University (my sons alma mater, of course he is an environmentalist), The Oregon Shakespeare Festival and a large number of wealthy old hippies. This is the epicenter of the <span style="text-decoration: underline">spotted owl</span> debate and the cutting down of old-growth redwoods, home to the spotted owl. The meanest bumper sticker I have ever seen was tacked to the rear of a logging truck loaded with redwoods and lumbering (pun intended) through downtown Ashland. It read: SPOTTED OWL MOTOR HOME
 
"DRIVE SOBER - REDWOODS DON"T PULL OVER"

"I'D RATHER BE DRIVING MY JAGUAR - BUT IT"S IN THE SHOP"


- Doug
 
Not a bumper sticker, but a shirt I saw.
I was sitting outside having a coffee in Boston. A "well endowed" young lady went by me with a shirt that read:
<span style="font-style: italic">"If only these were brains"</span>
Almost lost my coffee :laugh:
 
<span style="font-style: italic">If at first, you don't succeed</span>

<span style="font-style: italic">Avoid skydiving.</span> :laugh:

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Common bumper sticker seen on local's cars at The Jersey Shore (the intended "target" being New York interlopers)......


<span style="font-style: italic">Welcome To New Jersey!</span>

<span style="font-style: italic">Now Go Home!</span>
 
aeronca65t said:
<span style="font-style: italic">If at first, you don't succeed</span>

<span style="font-style: italic">Avoid skydiving.</span> :laugh:
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or:

"...try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a darn fool about it.” W. C. Fields

and:


"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried”.
 
"My kid can beat up your honor student."
 
Gliderman8 said:
Not a bumper sticker, but a shirt I saw.
I was sitting outside having a coffee in Boston. A "well endowed" young lady went by me with a shirt that read:
<span style="font-style: italic">"If only these were brains"</span>
Almost lost my coffee :laugh:
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I saw a similar t-shirt at a pet expo at the Pit Bull rescue society booth. A similarly "healthy" yound lady had a shirt with the shapes of two of the dogs in the appropriate locations and the shirt read: "Would you like to pet my Pitties?" :laugh:
 
Saw this on a pickup truck that had just lost the boat and trailer,
"There is no gravity, the Earth sucks"

And excuse the off-color, "To all you virgins, Thanks for NOTHING"

Dave :banana:
 
True story. When I was in College for my first degree (BSEE), I was riding my 10-speed home from class and decided to stop at a local Albertson's for some snacks. Standing in line, there was a rather large (wide) lady in line in front of me. Everything was fine until she bent over to retrieve something from a bottom shelf near the register. My eye's automatically glanced down and there, on her "bottom" was strategically placed embroidered patch that said: "Carlsbad Caverns." This was one of those times when the effort to stifle a burst of laughter nearly caused me to turn blue and pass out! Once the lady checked out and had gotten out of ear-shot, I let go and was laughing so hard I had tears running down my face!
 
:lol: A YouTube moment for sure!
 
How about gravestones, Spike Milligan (Goon Show etc) has "Dúirt mé leat go raibh mé breoite" which supposedly is Gaelic for "I told you I was ill".
 
Also from the t-shirt realm, a Packer green-and-yellow shirt, with an artsy picture of Mr. Favre on it. It says "We'll miss you Brent". Yep I spelled it correctly.

I haven't seen one in years, but my favorite bumper sticker said "Save Energy-F**t In A Jar".

-Wm.
 
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