Groaners - post yours here

[Basil]

Look!!

 

[John Turney]

 

[JPSmit]

 

[Basil]

I found out the hard way when I was in grade school. Walking along the sidewalk while reading a Superman comic book.

 

[John Turney]

 

[AngliaGT]

I found out the hard way when I was in grade school. Walking along the sidewalk while reading a Superman comic book.

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I didn't know that you were Polish.

 

[Basil]

I didn't know that you were Polish.

More like Street Lampish.

 

[Basil]

Oh shut up! At least I posted it in groaners!

 

[equiprx]

Oh shut up! At least I posted it in groaners!
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Heidi who!

 

[Basil]

Heidi who!

Heidi Ho

 

[equiprx]

Heidi Ho

Heidi Heidi Heidi Ho

 

[John Turney]

 

[AngliaGT]

Oh shut up! At least I posted it in groaners!
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HOW DARE YOU POST THAT!

 

[JPSmit]

 

[Basil]

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I don't have any Canadian Bee ports on my computer.

 

[John Turney]

Sirius, the Dog Star, is moving closer to Earth at a rate of nine miles per second.

This means someday, we could be in Sirius trouble.

 

[AngliaGT]

And I'm sure that if it does that it'll just be a flash in the pan.

 

[Basil]

I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo Practor.

 

[AngliaGT]

Susana Hoffs would be proud!

Now someone needs to post Steve Martin's "King Tut".

 

[maynard]