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And, how can a door be ajar?
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I've told people "On Mother's Day,the wife gets the kids,
and on Father's Day the wife gets the kids".
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A Good one
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mikephillips
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Our chief tool is, beer,
Beer and no plans.
Our two chief tools are beer and no plans,
beer, no plans and ruthless inefficiency.
Among our tools are beer, no plans, ruthless inefficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to not using nuts and bolts.....
Beer and no plans.
Our two chief tools are beer and no plans,
beer, no plans and ruthless inefficiency.
Among our tools are beer, no plans, ruthless inefficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to not using nuts and bolts.....
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Not a groaner at all - more of a lifelong plan.
My son is convinced that every brilliant idea comes at one and a half beers - if we would stop then an implement we would be rich geniuses but no we finish that second beer.
mikephillips
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I had to take some training last week on how to do no harm to customer's systems. The example company used through it was called ACME. I did have to ask when don of out in the example's front office if they have a counter where a coyote was picking up a rocket, roller skates and anvil. Young folks didn't get it.....