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Basil said:
g spouse (or botI knew that head slap emoji would come in handy.
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A bit old now but I recall that something like 19% of gravestones were not Y2K compliant - when they were engraved the remaining had it read Birthyear - 19 (two blanks for the last two numbers 1922-19__ whoops - didn't expect to live that long.
 
The cowboy's name was Billy Garmen
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Truth - hopefully more the former than the latter:

Ladies, don’t forget to give your husband the day off once in a while. It’s exhausting being the man of your dreams and simultaneously the reason for 99.9% of your rage.
 
^^but, but, but... the owner of Journalism (2nd place at the derby) won $800,000. The jockey won $50,000 and the trainer got $100,000.
And a $2 bet to place paid $4.94...most who play the ponies are more than pleased with a payout that more than doubles the wager made.
 
A Chinese man goes to the eye doctor. The eye doctor says, “I know why you’re having trouble seeing, you have a cataract!

The Chinese man says, “No, I drive Rincoln.”
 
I feel like I would have been a much better parent if I didn't have to do it every day.
 
We made the mistake of having kids.Looking back,we should
have just borrowed the neighbor's kids,& given them back.
 
Mrs JP and my secret to a happy marriage is that whoever left had to take the kids.
 
My neighbors borrowed her sisters kids for a weekend now and then. Decided from the experience not to have kids. We decided we did not want any, no regrets.
 
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