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I'll have you know that I just laid two rows of 12x24 tiles today!Don’t you have a bathroom to work on?
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And my wife belongs to an organization called DAM.
Mothers Against Dyslexia.
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So you’re saying you can multitask. Lay tile AND post bad groaners.
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Why do you have all the fun?
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I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn't get pasta.
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He’d have taken the gong down and thrown it at him!
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I’m guessing your bathroom project is done.
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You guess wrong. I’ve finished as much of the tiling on floor as possible without a tile saw. Plan on renting the tile saw Tuesday and (fingers crossed) finishing the floor tiles then. Still will need to grout then install baseboards.
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You should be.
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The funeral of the Tupperware inventor has been postponed. They are trying to find the right lid to fit his coffin.
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I have a small tile saw, but it’s only good for small ceramic tiles. For the 12x24 porcelain tiles I have to rent one. Might be cheaper for me to drive out to your place! LOLShame you are so far away, I have a wet tile saw you could use.