Groaners - post yours here

[John Turney]

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YEP, RIGHT THREAD!

 

[Basil]

How to become famous on the internet - without really trying.

 

[Bayless]

Now I will be trying to unsee that all day.

 

[Basil]

 

[waltesefalcon]

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Sounds like one of the production team members for Click and Clack.

 

[Basil]

Exhibit #312 that humanity is doomed.

 

[AngliaGT]

The Bride of the Michelin Man?

 

[JPSmit]

The Bride of the Michelin Man?

My thoughts too - actually love child of the Michelin Man and Minnie Mouse

 

[bobhustead]

There is a Christine Lavin song in which an alternative ending saves a falling person by deploying a "prototype airbag dress".
Bob

 

[maynard]

 

[Gliderman8]

 

[Basil]

 

[Popeye]

Just saw this in a sailing email:

The bumper sticker - “I’m a veterinarian, therefore I can drive like an animal” - made me realize how many proctologists are on the road.

 

[Basil]

 

[Mickey Richaud]

 

[Popeye]

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Took me a minute… good one!

 

[Silverghost]

Dementia?

No need dementia knit.....

 

[John Turney]

 

[Basil]

 

[Dee]

Just got one October 8th, haven’t met the family yet.