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What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?

Kids won't eat broccoli.
(I know, ewwww)
 
May be a cartoon of 1 person and text that says 'HOLD IT! HIS MAJESTY JUST GOT THE JOKE! 0'
 
Basil said:
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?

Kids won't eat broccoli.
(I know, ewwww)
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I need to unsee that.
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Basil said:
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?

Kids won't eat broccoli.
(I know, ewwww)
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Reminds me of one about a guy with a runny nose.
A guy asks him "How come you have Green hair?"

(guy wipes his nose with his hand,& then runs it through
his hair & replied "I don't know"
 

An elephant was drinking at a watering hole when a turtle approached.​

The elephant looked at the turtle for a minute and then gave it a swift kick.​

The turtle flew through the air and landed several hundred feet away.​

A zebra standing close by asked,​

“Why did you kick that turtle?”​

“Well,” the elephant replied,​

“That turtle bit my foot 20 years ago. That was payback.”​

“How do you know it was the same turtle?”​

The elephant looked at the zebra a minute and said,​

“I have turtle recall.”​

 
And,on one hand,I don't have to deal with that.......


Thanks,I got a chuckle out of that.I'd post a
picture of my hand,but I don't think it'd be
appreciated.
 
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