Got a haircut today

[maynard]

 

[John Turney]

 

[DrEntropy]

 

[Darwin]

With some of us not even that would work.

 

[NutmegCT]

You've heard this one before ...

Woman sues surgeon who operated on her husband. Says "before you operated on him, my husband thought I was the sexiest woman alive. After the surgery, he completely ignores me."

What was the husband's surgery?

Cataract removal.

 

[pdplot]

My wife just had a cataract removed by laser surgery. Doing fine.

 

[mikephillips]

There are easier things than haircuts every fewweeks. I’ve suggested to some, varnish. Then all you have to do is sand it down each spring and apply a fresh coat, just like an old picnic table…

 

[Mickey Richaud]

Back when I still had a bit of my pate, but it was definitely receding, I sat in the barber's chair - he was a good friend - and told him not to charge full price since I didn't have too much hair.

He told me he was gonna charge me double since he had to search for it!

True story!

 

[Madflyer]

When I was in grade school my mother gave me .50 to get a haircut and come back home in time for dinner or some such thing. Old time barber shop was full so as I waited to when I was next a man came in and asked if he could buy my turn in line for .25 C OK .25 could by a lot of penny candy but not my backside from my mother for being late for dinner. NO sir I said. Madflyer

 

[NutmegCT]

That is funny!

Back when I still had a bit of my pate, but it was definitely receding, I sat in the barber's chair - he was a good friend - and told him not to charge full price since I didn't have too much hair.

He told me he was gonna charge me double since he had to search for it!

True story!

 

[Popeye]

That is funny!

I second that!