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With some of us not even that would work.
 
You've heard this one before ...

Woman sues surgeon who operated on her husband. Says "before you operated on him, my husband thought I was the sexiest woman alive. After the surgery, he completely ignores me."

What was the husband's surgery?

Cataract removal.

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There are easier things than haircuts every fewweeks. I’ve suggested to some, varnish. Then all you have to do is sand it down each spring and apply a fresh coat, just like an old picnic table…
 
Back when I still had a bit of my pate, but it was definitely receding, I sat in the barber's chair - he was a good friend - and told him not to charge full price since I didn't have too much hair.

He told me he was gonna charge me double since he had to search for it!

True story!
 
When I was in grade school my mother gave me .50 to get a haircut and come back home in time for dinner or some such thing. Old time barber shop was full so as I waited to when I was next a man came in and asked if he could buy my turn in line for .25 C OK .25 could by a lot of penny candy but not my backside from my mother for being late for dinner. NO sir I said. Madflyer
 
That is funny!

Mickey Richaud said:
Back when I still had a bit of my pate, but it was definitely receding, I sat in the barber's chair - he was a good friend - and told him not to charge full price since I didn't have too much hair.

He told me he was gonna charge me double since he had to search for it!

True story!
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