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Funny words thread

Kinda word related.
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Them's fightin' words ...

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And literally true. One of the reasons you see so many chinese tattoos is because it is a symbolic language. (like emojis). Many reasons for this - some good; symbols are a powerful means of communication. Some not so good - people's diminished attentions spans and the continued memeification of the world and the weirdness of trying to fit things into a 280 character tweet.

Even the Bible. Preachers have shifted from preaching from the Epistles of Paul to the words of Jesus in the gospel. Paul was a master of rhetoric and exposition - Jesus was a master of story and symbol - it is much easier to move to story than to unpack rhetoric; particularly with a largly biblically illiterate population.
 
Minute and minute shouldnโ€™t be spelled the same.

Iโ€™m not content with this content.

I object to that object.

I need to read what I read again.

Excuse me but thereโ€™s no excuse for this.

Someone should wind this post up and throw it to the wind.
 
A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender โ€œIโ€™ll have a rum โ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ. and coke.โ€

The bartender asks, โ€œWhatโ€™s with the big pause?โ€

The bear shrugs. โ€œI was born with them.โ€
 
A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender โ€œIโ€™ll have a rum โ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ. and coke.โ€

The bartender asks, โ€œWhatโ€™s with the big pause?โ€

The bear shrugs. โ€œI was born with them.โ€
I knew that face smack emoji would come in handy!
 
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