Fastest liquid?

[Basil]

What’s the fastest liquid in the world?


Milk. It’s pasteurized before you see it.

 

[NutmegCT]

hssssssssssssss

Almost as bad as:

Q. Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?


A. Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.

 

[Mickey Richaud]

What’s the fastest liquid in the world?


Milk. It’s pasteurized before you see it.

Hmmm... and here I always thought it was quicksilver.

 

[NutmegCT]

Hmmm... and here I always thought it was quicksilver.

Naaa. Hi-Yo Silver.

 

[Popeye]

Thanks for the joke - I now have my "dad joke" ready for tonight's dinner conversation with the family :wink-new:

On a related note, evidently the fastest liquid is is quark-gluon plasma. Faster than Lucas liquid smoke.

(I am on a boring conference call, and googled "fastest liquid". I found http://discovermagazine.com/2018/janfeb/38-the-fastest-fluid. The name is unusual enough it essentially belongs in the humor forum!)

 

[Gliderman8]

After 3 cups of coffee it could be me :rolleye:

 

[NutmegCT]

After 3 cups of coffee it could be me :rolleye:

One of my favorite lines from All In The Family. Edith asks "Where's Archie?" We hear a toilet flush, then Archie comes down the stairs.

Archie says "You don't buy beer - you only rent it."

 

[Popeye]

Love it!!!

(not so much a “dad joke”, rather as a joke for the next gathering of the boys!)

 

[Bayless]

But Archie had a "terlet".