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Basil

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What’s the fastest liquid in the world?


Milk. It’s pasteurized before you see it.
 
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Almost as bad as:

Q. Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?


A. Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
 
Basil said:
What’s the fastest liquid in the world?


Milk. It’s pasteurized before you see it.
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Hmmm... and here I always thought it was quicksilver.
 
Thanks for the joke - I now have my "dad joke" ready for tonight's dinner conversation with the family :wink-new:

On a related note, evidently the fastest liquid is is quark-gluon plasma. Faster than Lucas liquid smoke.

(I am on a boring conference call, and googled "fastest liquid". I found http://discovermagazine.com/2018/janfeb/38-the-fastest-fluid. The name is unusual enough it essentially belongs in the humor forum!)
 
After 3 cups of coffee it could be me :rolleye:
 
Gliderman8 said:
After 3 cups of coffee it could be me :rolleye:
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One of my favorite lines from All In The Family. Edith asks "Where's Archie?" We hear a toilet flush, then Archie comes down the stairs.

Archie says "You don't buy beer - you only rent it."
 
Love it!!!

(not so much a “dad joke”, rather as a joke for the next gathering of the boys!)
 
But Archie had a "terlet".
 
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