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I called the doctor "My wife is going into labor! What should I do?"


"Is this her first child?" he asked.


"No, this is her husband."
 
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Henny Youngman, third book of jokes, 1959, page...42?
 

NutmegCT

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Take my wife ... *please!*

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Mickey Richaud

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'Nother one: Guy walks up to the hotel desk. Clerk says, "Check your bag?"
Guy says, "I dunno - I'll ask her."
 

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