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Henny Youngman, third book of jokes, 1959, page...42?
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'Nother one: Guy walks up to the hotel desk. Clerk says, "Check your bag?"
Guy says, "I dunno - I'll ask her."
Guy says, "I dunno - I'll ask her."
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How about,
"I'd like to introduce you to my second wife but I'm still on my first"...
I forget who I heard say this once in a comedy routine
"I'd like to introduce you to my second wife but I'm still on my first"...
I forget who I heard say this once in a comedy routine