Do You Have Monkey Butt?

[PAUL161]

You've gotta see this! It cracked me up! Maybe that's the wrong verbiage?

https://www.antimonkeybutt.com/

 

[aerog]

They sell that at the Ace Hardware store here, right at the cash register. I kind of snicker when I see the bottles

 

[Hedgehog]

Our local tractor supply has it. They also have Chicken Poop Lip Junk, which is a lip balm.

 

[Twosheds]

No, but I can tell by your hair you got monkey in you somewhere and you’re bound to look like a monkey when you get old.

When you get old
When you grow old, old, old
You’re bound to look like a monkey when you get old

 

[AweMan]

NO! But I have seen someone on TV recently that has Monkey Lips *SMILE*

 

[JPSmit]

Our local tractor supply has it. They also have Chicken Poop Lip Junk, which is a lip balm.

Up here they have Bag Balm - which is moisturizer originally for cow's udders

 

[GregW]

Up here they have Bag Balm - which is moisturizer originally for cow's udders

Just don't treat monkey butt with bag balm. You'll never be able to sit up straight. Reminds me of an old Paul Simon song...

 

[poolboy]

Down da bayou, dis is wat we use, cher.
https://www.buttpaste.com/BLButtPaste.php

 

[DrEntropy]

This thread started off kinda sideways, endin' up even worse... :shocked:

 

[pjsmetana]

They sell that at the Ace Hardware store here, right at the cash register. I kind of snicker when I see the bottles

I saw this stuff at ACE here in FL as well. I thought it was a joke...

 

[Twosheds]

Have you frog legs?

Prince Albert in a can?

 

[aerog]

They sell that at the Ace Hardware store here, right at the cash register. I kind of snicker when I see the bottles

I saw this stuff at ACE here in FL as well. I thought it was a joke...

I didn't know what it was for until I saw that website. We always used Gold Bond when hiking and whatnot. That chaffing thing y'know

 

[vagt6]

I'm still waiting for a glass of dehydrated water (remember those cans of the stuff?).

 

[SilentUnicorn]

i dont have a monkey butt, but the pub has a smiling pig....

 

[Guest]

Our local tractor supply has it. They also have Chicken Poop Lip Junk, which is a lip balm.

Up here they have Bag Balm - which is moisturizer originally for cow's udders

That's udderly rediculous!!!

 

[Guest]

Down da bayou, dis is wat we use, cher.
https://www.buttpaste.com/BLButtPaste.php

'ey bra, if tomato paste comes from tomatos, where does Boudreaux's butt paste come from ????


Hoooooo weeeeeeeee!!! I don't know 'bout you cher, but I be dragin' my behin' on da groun' befo' dat !!!!

 

[JPSmit]

Down da bayou, dis is wat we use, cher.
https://www.buttpaste.com/BLButtPaste.php

'ey bra, if tomato paste comes from tomatos, where does Boudreaux's butt paste come from ????

so who is Boudreaux? and what about Shepherd's Pie?

 

[Guest]

I tell u what, my wif' cook dat shep'rds down jus' fon!!!!!!

 

[poolboy]

https://www.cousinboudreaux.com/index.html

 

[PlaidMan]

No, but I can tell by your hair you got monkey in you somewhere and you’re bound to look like a monkey when you get old.

When you get old
When you grow old, old, old
You’re bound to look like a monkey when you get old

Sonds similar to the lyrics of a Boozoo Chavis song(Zydeco)