Crypt Car Set Back

[roofman]

Humm, my universe ( waistline) keeps expanding also.....
I'll blame it on the solar system and go eat a twinkie.

 

[Brosky]

Let me get this straight, Dale.

You're sitting inside the Crypy car with a BLOW TORCH????

That Mike GAVE TO YOU????

Can I ask exactly what either of you was thinking when you made the decisions to do those things???

 

[kodanja]

Dale DONT DO IT, Life is to short!

 

[Tomster]

Would anyone care to suggest some appropiate music to accompany the new LBC series" The Misfortune of Dale"

 

[Guest]

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Let me get this straight, Dale.

You're sitting inside the Crypy car with a BLOW TORCH????

That Mike GAVE TO YOU????

Can I ask exactly what either of you was thinking when you made the decisions to do those things???

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It Didn't come with a Child Protection Thingy... Whoops!!!

 

[martx-5]

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Would anyone care to suggest some appropiate music to accompany the new LBC series" The Misfortune of Dale"

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Tchiakowsky's "1812 Overture" has plenty of pathos and fireworks. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif

 

[kodanja]

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Would anyone care to suggest some appropiate music to accompany the new LBC series" The Misfortune of Dale"

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Dirty Deeds! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/england.gif

 

[bobh]

Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries?
It was a perfect fit in Apocalypse Now

 

[Guest]

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah! ... and the Rolling Stones,

"I Can't Get No... Satisfaction!..."

 

[Mickey Richaud]

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Yeah, Yeah, Yeah! ... and the Rolling Stones,

"I Can't Get No... Satisfaction!..."

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"I can't drive... 55!" (Or any other speed!) /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jester.gif

Mickey

 

[Guest]

We Sure in the Heck don't want to Play...

"This is the End, My only Friend-- The End..." by Brother Jim of The Doors :-(

Just to Remind you Young'ns,

The End
By Jim Morrison
(Modified Version)

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end

Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
Ill never look into your eyes...again

Can you picture what will be
So limitless and free
Desperately in need...of some...strangers hand
In a...desperate land

Lost in a roman...wilderness of pain
And all the children are insane
All the children are insane
Waiting for the summer rain, yeah

Theres danger on the edge of town
Ride the kings highway, baby
Weird scenes inside the gold mine
Ride the highway west, baby

Ride the snake, ride the snake
To the lake, the ancient lake, baby
The snake is long, seven miles
Ride the snake...hes old, and his skin is cold

The west is the best
The west is the best
Get here, and well do the rest

The Crypt Car is callin us
The Crypt Car is callin us
Driver, where you taken us

Dale awoke before dawn, he put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall
He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he
Paid a visit to his brother, and then he
He walked on down the hall, and
And he came to a door...and he looked inside
Father, yes son, I want to Spank you
Mother...i want to...HOW ABOUT SOME HAM & EGGS!!!!

Cmon baby, take a chance with us
Cmon baby, take a chance with us
Cmon baby, take a chance with us
And meet me at the back of the Crypt Car
Doin a blue rock
On a Crypt Car
Doin a blue rock
Cmon, yeah

Spill the Wine, Spill the Wine, Spill the Wine, Spill the Wine, Spill the Wine, Spill the Wine

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end

It hurts to set you free
But youll never follow me
The end of laughter and soft lies
The end of nights we tried to die

This is the end
I am the Crusher...

 

[Tinster]

What, me worry?? Blow Torch

I'm just following the instructions of my mentor.
As stated previously, I know zip about auto electonics.

The seats are out, the carpet is out> The Crypt Car
would never blow itself up with me inside because then
it could not inflict future torments upon me.

The saga continues.

d

 

[Guest]

Dale,

After Reading those Lyrics, About Right Now--- Are You Passed Out on the Floor, Buddy?? ;-)

 

[Brosky]

Maybe Sinatra:

"And now, the end is near and though I face the final curtain, ......through it all, I DID IT MY WAY".

 

[MadRiver]

I was also going to sugggest The End, but I like your modified (and slightly more family friendly) lyrics! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devilgrin.gif

 

[Tinster]

This Video clip from Wendy was in my e-mail this afternoon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6gFmT3acvU

ouch!!

 

[Guest]

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This Video clip from Wendy was in my e-mail this afternoon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6gFmT3acvU

ouch!!

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Well, at first glance I was most interested in the Girl than the Crusher, but after watching her Walk... and I mean Walk & Slightly Lean in Front of that Crusher while it was in Motion... I thought--- What a Stupid Twit!

Jimmy Hoffa could have Magically Popped out & Poked her in the Eyes!!!

Nah... Too Stupid to Cross the Road...

--- Danger Will Robertson!!!

But Then Again... It could Have Been????

Hannibal serving her up a Dish of Fava Beans /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/pukeface.gif

 

[Brosky]

I'll bet she could do more damage to you with those legs than the crusher did to the cars.

 

[Tomster]

Hey you wanna be careful, Dat's one a Tony's girls.
Dale, did wendy tell you who was in the trunk?

 

[Tinster]

I have an offer of $2,000. for the Crypt Car,
as is, to be used to canabalize parts off it.

Not quite the satisfaction of watching a good car
crushing but some my refurbished parts might make
good use in some other folk's non-dead cars.

A whole lotta time & $$ got thrown into the Crypt Car
but I guess only Jesus can truly raise the dead.

I will have to seriously consider this option.

d