Christmas shopping

[AngliaGT]

How about a Brinks truck,& a Snap-On truck?
Of course they would both be full!
A full UPS truck would be nice,also.

- Doug

 

[jaybird]

A full Brinks truck please. And one for the little wifey too!

 

[Banjo]

Sorry J.B. I can't lend 'em out right now. Rocky Horror is coming up and I gotta be ready /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Just kidding.
Your simple comment makes a screaming demand for PICS! (after said event of course)

 

[jaybird]

"It's astounding, time is fleeting, madness takes its toll, but listen closely, not for very much longer I've got to keep control...it's just a jump to the left, and then a step to the ri i i i ight..."

Sorry, got carried away there, I'm a warpie from way back.

Here's a little tease for you. See attachment. Then picture a 6' 220 pound, goateed man in that, with fishnet stockings.

It is, afterall, Halloween. Nothing could be much skeerier!

((IF I can find an appropriately cheesy leisure suit, I'll go as his (her?) pimp/escort/john/whatever. If not, I have access to a police uniform and some cuffs.))

 

[Banjo]

I'M BLIND!
NO PICS! NO PICS! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jester.gif
Put your hands on your hips, and bring your knees in tiiiight. But it's the pelvic thrust, that really drives you in sayayayayane...... Let's do the time warp agaaaaain!
Oops.. that slipped out /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[jaybird]

It's so dreeeeeeeamy, oh fahntasy free me, so you can't see me, no not at all. In another die-mension, with voyeuristic inten-tion, well secluded, I see all...

Do you know, and I find this unbelievable and totally unacceptable, NEITHER of my grown children have seen RHPS. And they find it rather disturbing when their mother starts singing that on Christmas Day and doing the Time Warp. Don't ask. Has become a tradition over the years for some reason. Rather like dancing with a wine glass on my head on Thanksgiving.

 

[Morris]

I am coming to your house for the holidays!!!!

 

[GreenHornet]

Make a tee shirt with that cute lil "gearhead" cartoon you had a while back and have it say

<--- I am with "Gearhead"!

 

[Bruce74B]

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Okay, we have a Haynes manual. Do we need a Bentley? Something on repairs? That "Official Workshop Manual?" Or some sort of MGB restoration manual?

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Yes...get a Bentley for him! and one of those new florecent work lights with the double bulbs would be nice too!

now about the heels...would that be a men's or ladies' size 13? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

Bruce /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cheers.gif

 

[jaybird]

Has the florescent lights, but definitely will get the Bentley.

Men's please. You got some Bruce? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Time's getting short. If Goodwill or Sal Army doesn't have any, I have one last place to check. Otherwise it's onto Plan B and that will be a shame.

 

[michalotti_tr]

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Uh huh. Great idea. Oh WAIT! Why don't we just USE a 'rumpf for a grill?
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I guess it's only fair - I almost turned my 'B into a grill at one point - I STILL have nightmares about that car!

 

[Keoke]

All this confusion JB, why don't you just give him a gift certificate to his favorite shopping place--Keoke-? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hammer.gif

 

[jaybird]

I thrive on confusion. And I'm sure he'll get at least a couple gift certificates (hopefully to Moss, and not Bass Pro, although my sister refuses to buy anything car-related this year) I just wanted a few things to wrap up. I'm definitely getting him the Bentley book, but will probably just get that now, rather than wait 2 months for him to tear into it!

On another note...Banjo>>>The Tivoli here is showing Rocky Horror for the next 2 weekends, a 30th anniversary celebration. "Come in costume, everything else will be provided for your pleasure." I don't have to pack rice or breadcrumbs! And I'm taking at least my dot, not sure if I can get dason to go!