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Henri
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Blonde guy gets home early from work and
hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He
rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed,
sweating and panting.
"What's up?" he says.
"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but
just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up
and says "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your
closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms
upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife,
and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there
is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the
closet floor.
"You rotten SOB ," says the husband, "my
wife's having a heart attack and you're running
around naked scaring the kids!"
hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He
rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed,
sweating and panting.
"What's up?" he says.
"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but
just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up
and says "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your
closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms
upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife,
and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there
is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the
closet floor.
"You rotten SOB ," says the husband, "my
wife's having a heart attack and you're running
around naked scaring the kids!"
