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Not exactly a funny word but this worm in my head first started wiggeling around, a couple of years ago.
The standard alphabet confuses me in a number of ways.
Why are there vowels and consonants, why are they different and why are they not grouped together in the alphabet?
The letters E and F are together as is I and J and M and N, but C and G and B, P and R, and O and Q are not.
U, V and W seem to be afterthoughts but at least they are together if not in order like V, U and W.
Every letter of the alphabet is one syllable, except W which has three, why, is it that so important?
Shouldn't it be written UU and have a sound like in vacuum?
Why is there a C and a K, we could loose either one and we I doubt would miss it.
The impression I get is that the alphabet is in the most haphazard arrangement that someone could assemble.

My head also has a hard time understanding why time is base 60, days are 24 hours, weeks are 7.....don't get me started on that.
 
equiprx said:
Not exactly a funny word but this worm in my head first started wiggeling around, a couple of years ago.
The standard alphabet confuses me in a number of ways.
Why are there vowels and consonants, why are they different and why are they not grouped together in the alphabet?
The letters E and F are together as is I and J and M and N, but C and G and B, P and R, and O and Q are not.
U, V and W seem to be afterthoughts but at least they are together if not in order like V, U and W.
Every letter of the alphabet is one syllable, except W which has three, why, is it that so important?
Shouldn't it be written UU and have a sound like in vacuum?
Why is there a C and a K, we could loose either one and we I doubt would miss it.
The impression I get is that the alphabet is in the most haphazard arrangement that someone could assemble.

My head also has a hard time understanding why time is base 60, days are 24 hours, weeks are 7.....don't get me started on that.
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Get rid of the worm in your head and you’ll be fine.
 
equiprx said:
Not exactly a funny word but this worm in my head first started wiggeling around, a couple of years ago.
The standard alphabet confuses me in a number of ways.
Why are there vowels and consonants, why are they different and why are they not grouped together in the alphabet?
The letters E and F are together as is I and J and M and N, but C and G and B, P and R, and O and Q are not.
U, V and W seem to be afterthoughts but at least they are together if not in order like V, U and W.
Every letter of the alphabet is one syllable, except W which has three, why, is it that so important?
Shouldn't it be written UU and have a sound like in vacuum?
Why is there a C and a K, we could loose either one and we I doubt would miss it.
The impression I get is that the alphabet is in the most haphazard arrangement that someone could assemble.

My head also has a hard time understanding why time is base 60, days are 24 hours, weeks are 7.....don't get me started on that.
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I think that you have too much free time.
 
or as Shaw taught us ... how do you pronounce GHOTI?
 
You just need a worm transplant. My worm drives me crazy asking if fish sweat. If they do, how can you tell?
 
DocDup1 said:
You just need a worm transplant. My worm drives me crazy asking if fish sweat. If they do, how can you tell?
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But my worm has been with me a long time, putting him down is Not an option and I hate change.
 
Beard? :jester:
 
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