Groaners - post yours here

[maynard]

 

[Basil]

A church in Mexico just built a 22 foot, 2000 pound statue of baby Jesus that looks like Phil Collins.

 

[mikephillips]

Only way to know for sure is if it can't dance....

 

[John Turney]

 

[DocDup1]

I am pretty sure that I used to work for that weasel.

 

[equiprx]

Exhibit #312 that humanity is doomed.
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Wasn't that one of the people in the latest Jaguar ads?

 

[Basil]

Wasn't that one of the people in the latest Jaguar ads?

I wouldn’t doubt it.

 

[DocDup1]

That Jaguar ad turned out to be a record setter! They recently published their sales data for the year following the ad release and they were down by 97% compared to the same period the year before. Looks like a big raise for the marketing department might be delayed.

 

[waltesefalcon]

Jag used to understand their market:

 

[DocDup1]

They don't have to worry about that market segment anymore.

 

[John Turney]

 

[Basil]

Then there is this...

 

[John Turney]

 

[AngliaGT]

Imagine that!

 

[DocDup1]

It's scary to thing that someone spent that much time arranging peas.

 

[equiprx]

It's scary to thing that someone spent that much time arranging peas.

I would vote for them.

 

[Gliderman8]

It's scary to thing that someone spent that much time arranging peas.

I agree; the guy needs therapea.

 

[Basil]

I agree; the guy needs therapea.

He must be a very pODD guy!

 

[John Turney]

 

[Basil]

I read that, by law, you have to turn on your
headlights when it's raining in Sweden.
How the heck am I supposed to know if it's raining in Sweden? ​