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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?
Nothing, he was gladiator.
I'll show myself out.
Nothing, he was gladiator.
I'll show myself out.
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And if he calls one of them he could ring the wong number.
OP
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Well, I sure didn't post this in the wong thread.
mikephillips
Yoda
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Hey!!, you felwos talk like me. Want to team up and go hunt some Wabbits??....
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This is getting Wong in the tooth.
OP
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It would be wong to hunt waskelly wabbits!
mikephillips
Yoda
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Well, Elmer is a vegetarian, he says so in one of the cartoons. Only hunts for sport so must not be a bad thing...
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This is going on too Wong.
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What’s the difference between a sprinter and a duck?
One goes quick, the other goes quack.
One goes quick, the other goes quack.
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I have a pet tree.
It's a lot like having a pet dog but the bark is much quieter.
It's a lot like having a pet dog but the bark is much quieter.
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1474 is not really a groaner. It's actually funny.
Bob
Bob
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No it's a groaner
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WHAT DO YOU CALL A TYPO ON A TOMBSTONE?
A GRAVE MISTAKE.
OP
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I knew that head slap emoji would come in handy.
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Why do you think we kept asking for it.