Groaners - post yours here

[Basil]

 

[maynard]

 

[Basil]

 

[Gliderman8]

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Reminds me of the Groucho Marx line

 

[John Turney]

I could post this in another thread, but I've chosen this one.

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor

 

[Basil]

I could post this in another thread, but I've chosen this one.

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor

No, this was the right place

 

[Gliderman8]

 

[AngliaGT]

I hear they're having a run on toilet paper at the store.

 

[maynard]

Next week is diarrhea awareness week. Runs until Friday.

 

[maynard]

 

[maynard]

 

[AngliaGT]

I tried once to explain a pun to a kleptomaniac,
but he took it literally.

 

[AngliaGT]

Have you heard of the band 1023 MB?
They haven't had any gigs yet.

 

[AngliaGT]

Pavlov was sitting at the pub,enjoying a pint.
The phone rings and he jumps up shouting -
"OH MAN,I FORGOT TO FEED THE DOG Again!"

 

[Popeye]

 

[Gliderman8]

 

[John Turney]

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Living dangerously?

 

[Gliderman8]

Living dangerously?

I can’t disagree with you. Good thing my wife doesn’t belong to the BCF

 

[DrEntropy]

 

[Gliderman8]

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