Groaners - post yours here

[JPSmit]

 

[John Turney]

 

[mikephillips]

Not to mention, looking up your pant legs to see what your undie choice is...

 

[Popeye]

It's been a bit of a strange day. First I found a hat full of money. Then I was chased by an angry man with a guitar.

 

[Basil]

Not seeing your image. Just see the blue square ?

 

[maynard]

 

[Basil]

 

[AngliaGT]

And you're still married?

 

[Basil]

 

[John Turney]

I once went to a horrible pub called "The Fiddle." It really was a vile inn.

 

[Gliderman8]

“A Roman walks into a bar….

“He holds up two fingers and says, ‘Five beers, please!’”

 

[John Turney]

I changed all my passwords to "Kenny." Now I have all Kenny Loggins.

 

[JPSmit]

You can pepper spray someone in self defence. But as soon as you hit them over the head with a block of sodium chloride, that's a salt.

 

[maynard]

 

[Basil]

(Disclaimer: NOT a personal story!)

 

[Basil]

Father of the year - not.

 

[Basil]

Florida Snowman

 

[AngliaGT]

Father of the year - not.
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See....smoking DOES stunt your growth -
He's 35.

 

[Basil]

 

[John Turney]