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Woo Hoo....passed my first car today...well it was a truck.
I love the acceleration from 50 to 70 with the new 4.22 rear end. Shazaam! At 50mph I'm just about to hit the meat of the cam
and when it comes on...hold on! LOL...I didn't even need an upshift to 3rd.Just punch the skinny and Boogity boogity.
 

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Is that B of yours seeing any street time lately? :banana:
 

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Very nice!

I passed a motorcycle today -- well I rolled the Tunebug out of the garage and it passed by my bike. Does that count?
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Miss B gets plenty of street time. We took her on a nice mountain jaunt just this weekend. We went for Sushi tonight
and took Screamin' Mimi for fear she'd get jealous of the
time devoted to Miss B.
I like the MGB but it just doesn't "light my fire" like
the Sprite.
It's all smooth and quiet and cushion ride. :angel:
Bugeye is all growling gears, stiff and loud with a nasty
attitude. :devilgrin:
 
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I refer to mine as "a noise and commotion machine"
 
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drooartz said:
...passed a motorcycle...

This reminds me of a favorite joke:

A little boy is sitting on his front steps with a clear bottle full of liquid. A sign taped to the front says "World's Most Powerful Water". A priest passing by reads the sign. He stops and asks the little boy if the bottle contains Holy Water. The little boy shakes his head "no". The priest tells the little boy, "Son, Holy Water is the most powerful water in the world. If you rub Holy Water on the belly of a pregnant lady, she'll pass a baby." The little boy says, "I don't know anything about that, but if you rub THIS water on the behind of a kitty cat, it'll pass a motorcycle!"
 

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Silverghost said:
drooartz said:
...passed a motorcycle...

This reminds me of a favorite joke:

A little boy is sitting on his front steps with a clear bottle full of liquid. A sign taped to the front says "World's Most Powerful Water". A priest passing by reads the sign. He stops and asks the little boy if the bottle contains Holy Water. The little boy shakes his head "no". The priest tells the little boy, "Son, Holy Water is the most powerful water in the world. If you rub Holy Water on the belly of a pregnant lady, she'll pass a baby." The little boy says, "I don't know anything about that, but if you rub THIS water on the behind of a kitty cat, it'll pass a motorcycle!"


:lol:
Thanks, Pete - next week's sermon's done! :jester:
 

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Mickey Richaud said:
Silverghost said:
drooartz said:
...passed a motorcycle...

This reminds me of a favorite joke:

A little boy is sitting on his front steps with a clear bottle full of liquid. A sign taped to the front says "World's Most Powerful Water". A priest passing by reads the sign. He stops and asks the little boy if the bottle contains Holy Water. The little boy shakes his head "no". The priest tells the little boy, "Son, Holy Water is the most powerful water in the world. If you rub Holy Water on the belly of a pregnant lady, she'll pass a baby." The little boy says, "I don't know anything about that, but if you rub THIS water on the behind of a kitty cat, it'll pass a motorcycle!"


:lol:
Thanks, Pete - next week's sermon's done! :jester:
See, Mick....I told you: 1 hour a day, once a week!
 

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tony barnhill said:
Mickey Richaud said:
Silverghost said:
drooartz said:
...passed a motorcycle...

This reminds me of a favorite joke:

A little boy is sitting on his front steps with a clear bottle full of liquid. A sign taped to the front says "World's Most Powerful Water". A priest passing by reads the sign. He stops and asks the little boy if the bottle contains Holy Water. The little boy shakes his head "no". The priest tells the little boy, "Son, Holy Water is the most powerful water in the world. If you rub Holy Water on the belly of a pregnant lady, she'll pass a baby." The little boy says, "I don't know anything about that, but if you rub THIS water on the behind of a kitty cat, it'll pass a motorcycle!"


:lol:
Thanks, Pete - next week's sermon's done! :jester:
See, Mick....I told you: 1 hour a day, once a week!

Gotta get that right, it's actually only 20 minutes. :angel:
 

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Yeah, but he does 2 services on a Sunday morning!
 

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tony barnhill said:
Yeah, but he does 2 services on a Sunday morning!

yeah but that only means he practices what he preaches :whistle:
 
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Back in the days before autos in a small southern town
two preachers had churches on opposite sides of town. Each Sunday morning they passed each other on their bicycles in the town square on their way to delivering the morning sermon
and exchanged greetings.
One such morning one was walking.
"Brother, why are you walking?"
"I'm sad to say it would appear some poor lost soul has stolen my bicycle" came the reply.
"That's sad to hear, but I think I have a suggestion to help.
This morning we should use the Ten Commandments as a theme
and dwell upon 'Thou Shall Not Steal' and perhaps this will move
the poor lost soul to return your bicycle." suggested the preacher still astride his cycle.
Next Sunday they meet in the square and lo and behold both are riding bicycles.
"Brother, I'm so happy to see the return of your cycle! I hope
my suggestion helped the lost soul."
"Well....it did but perhaps not as envisioned. When I started
my sermon on the Ten Commandments and got to 'Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery', I remembered where I left my bicycle."
 

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LOL, Hoot Hoot. LOL
 
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