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I "borrowed" this from another forum as I thought you all would enjoy!
You might own a LBC…..(Little British Car)
"With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy I came up with this list of warning signs that may indicate you are into LBC ownership! Can you add some more?" And my apologies to both of them!
If you’ve ever bought a rare part for your car, even though you didn’t need it… you might own a LBC…
If you’ve ever given that part to a fellow car owner not so much because he’s a nice guy but rather because you can’t stand the thought of his car sitting idle… you might own a LBC…
If you can eat off your car's engine right now but have to spend half an hour clearing your dinner table before meals…. You might own a LBC…
If most of the magazines you take off that table are priced in "pounds" you might own a LBC...
If you've ever seen your wife cleaning snow off of her car because yours, the one you never use in winter, is in the garage…. You might own a LBC...
If you know the firing order of your engine, but sometimes have trouble remembering the names of your grandchildren… you might own a LBC...
If you actually understand such terms as LMH, RR 363, SZ, T-1, S-1, S-2 and a long list of others…. Then you might own a LBC...
If you use those terms in everyday conversations…. Then you definitely own a LBC...
If you know the names of every owner of your 60 year old car from day one…but barely know the person who lives two doors away…. then you might own a LBC...
If you are frustrated because you can’t seem to find all of the above information, you might own a LBC...
If you’ve ever spent more than 30 per cent of the total value of your car to make it "just right"…. Then you might own a LBC...
If you’ve ever spent more than 60 per cent of the total value, and were happy to do so… then you definitely own a LBC...
If the thought of spending more to maintain your car than it does to maintain your house doesn’t bother you in the least…. You might own a LBC...
If you don’t think that a “Bonnet” is something a lady wears or that a “Boot” is found most often on a cowboy…. You might own a LBC...
If you wash your car more often than you wash yourself… you definitely own a LBC...
If you’ve ever taken apart a door just to speed up a slow window…and then bragged about it…you might hown a LBC...
If your idea of a perfect vacation includes stops in places called “Goodwood”, “Crewe” and “Derby”….you might own a LBC...
If you know that “Derby” is actually pronounced “Darby” by the locals…you definitely own a LBC...
If you spend more time with your car than you do with your wife...and can't understand why all the fuss...you might own a LBC...
If spending 800 dollars for a set of headlights sounds like a bargain...you might own a LBC...
If, even though you've never actually met him face to face, you know Donald Healey or Alec Issigonis better than your own brother... you might own a LBC!
If at least half of this list reminds you of yourself...you DEFINATELY own a LBC!
You might own a LBC…..(Little British Car)
"With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy I came up with this list of warning signs that may indicate you are into LBC ownership! Can you add some more?" And my apologies to both of them!
If you’ve ever bought a rare part for your car, even though you didn’t need it… you might own a LBC…
If you’ve ever given that part to a fellow car owner not so much because he’s a nice guy but rather because you can’t stand the thought of his car sitting idle… you might own a LBC…
If you can eat off your car's engine right now but have to spend half an hour clearing your dinner table before meals…. You might own a LBC…
If most of the magazines you take off that table are priced in "pounds" you might own a LBC...
If you've ever seen your wife cleaning snow off of her car because yours, the one you never use in winter, is in the garage…. You might own a LBC...
If you know the firing order of your engine, but sometimes have trouble remembering the names of your grandchildren… you might own a LBC...
If you actually understand such terms as LMH, RR 363, SZ, T-1, S-1, S-2 and a long list of others…. Then you might own a LBC...
If you use those terms in everyday conversations…. Then you definitely own a LBC...
If you know the names of every owner of your 60 year old car from day one…but barely know the person who lives two doors away…. then you might own a LBC...
If you are frustrated because you can’t seem to find all of the above information, you might own a LBC...
If you’ve ever spent more than 30 per cent of the total value of your car to make it "just right"…. Then you might own a LBC...
If you’ve ever spent more than 60 per cent of the total value, and were happy to do so… then you definitely own a LBC...
If the thought of spending more to maintain your car than it does to maintain your house doesn’t bother you in the least…. You might own a LBC...
If you don’t think that a “Bonnet” is something a lady wears or that a “Boot” is found most often on a cowboy…. You might own a LBC...
If you wash your car more often than you wash yourself… you definitely own a LBC...
If you’ve ever taken apart a door just to speed up a slow window…and then bragged about it…you might hown a LBC...
If your idea of a perfect vacation includes stops in places called “Goodwood”, “Crewe” and “Derby”….you might own a LBC...
If you know that “Derby” is actually pronounced “Darby” by the locals…you definitely own a LBC...
If you spend more time with your car than you do with your wife...and can't understand why all the fuss...you might own a LBC...
If spending 800 dollars for a set of headlights sounds like a bargain...you might own a LBC...
If, even though you've never actually met him face to face, you know Donald Healey or Alec Issigonis better than your own brother... you might own a LBC!
If at least half of this list reminds you of yourself...you DEFINATELY own a LBC!
