JamesWilson
Yoda
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[*]Your Jedi robe is a Camouflage color.
[*]You have ever used your Light Saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill
[*]You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth.
[*]At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored
[*]There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder
[*]You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder
[*]You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks
[*]You think that Stormtroopers are just KKK members with really good sheets
[*]You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
[*]The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.
[*]Wookies are offended by your B.O.
[*]You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
[*]Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over t' the dark side... it'll be a hoot."
[*]You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the bar-b-q grill to light..
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[*]Your Jedi robe is a Camouflage color.
[*]You have ever used your Light Saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill
[*]You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth.
[*]At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored
[*]There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder
[*]You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder
[*]You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks
[*]You think that Stormtroopers are just KKK members with really good sheets
[*]You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
[*]The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.
[*]Wookies are offended by your B.O.
[*]You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
[*]Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over t' the dark side... it'll be a hoot."
[*]You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the bar-b-q grill to light..
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Hi Guest!
smilie in place of the real @
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