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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If......

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[*]Your Jedi robe is a Camouflage color.
[*]You have ever used your Light Saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill
[*]You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth.
[*]At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored
[*]There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder
[*]You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder
[*]You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks
[*]You think that Stormtroopers are just KKK members with really good sheets
[*]You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
[*]The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.
[*]Wookies are offended by your B.O.
[*]You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
[*]Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over t' the dark side... it'll be a hoot."
[*]You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the bar-b-q grill to light..
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You bought all your furniture half-off from the Jawas.
Your land speeder has IROC-Z on the rocker panels
You bondo-ed a fake fiberglass hood-scoop to your R-2 units head.
Your X-Wing has a confederate flag painted on the roof
Your X-Wing has a 4" landing gear lift.
You use your mechanical hand in place of a torque wrench
You have a fridge full of smoked tonton meat
You have an old AT-AT Walker turned into an RV that you use for tail-gating at the speeder races.
 
If your podracer is sponsored by Budwiser,
If you call people who live on Tatoine "Them d*** yankees",
If you have ever mowed your yard and found an X-Wing,
If your wife has ever said "Git this dang Speeder transmission out of the bathroom. I want to take a bath.",
If you cried when Luke found out who his father was because it made you jealous, you might be a redneck jedi. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
Here's another one... I've been having fun with this topic! See attached
darth boozer

JACK
 

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