You Know You are a MG Owner When........

[Deleted member 3577]

when you have to carry a piece of cardboard in the trunk so you can park your B on your friends driveway without marking your spot.

Good one...
I pulled off into the grass one time to avoid 'spotting'

The owner told me that it was OK for me to park on the concrete.
(He was concerned about his grass)

I told him my car dripped...
He said...Thank you very much...

I've never been invited back.

That's OK...I didn't have much fun that night anyway.
(I don't know anything about golf)

 

[vping]

...you know the size of every nut and bolt in the car but when asked "did you feed the dogs" you reply "I don't know how much to give them".

 

[gblawson]

When TR6 drivers say 'Yeah, but its not as fast as mine'!!!