You Know You are a MG Owner When........

[WA1KWA]

Got the idea for this from the Healey forum, but why should they have all the fun?

Answer: You know you're a MG owner when:

Fill it in!

Have fun

Colin

 

[Jayrz]

You buy kitty litter on a regular basis but don't have a cat.

 

[bill_young]

Your car and your puppie have the same nickname: "Puddles".

 

[JimmyG]

You drive to the store in the evening to grab a quick quart of milk, and when you start the car to return home your headlights don't work.

 

[AlanT]

...the traffic reporter knows you (and your car) by name

 

[19_again]

You have to blow the horn to shut off the directionals.

 

[1965_MGB]

You find the need to scour junkyards in search of switches, lights, and other electrical items that bear the name Lucas.

 

[Steve P.]

....you are criticized on a regular basis by friends,
family, and (especally) spouse for driving that old
piece of junk and you're running out of witty comebacks

 

[Randi]

you go to a car show and everyone there wants to know what kind of car it is and have their picture taken with it!!!!!!!!

 

[Bruce74B]

When you're 50 something and the cute college coeds return your look and smile, sometimes saying "cute car"

 

[Hap Waldrop]

When you have Moss on speed dial

 

[sparkydave]

The Autozone guys are scratching their heads wondering what could possibly use so much 20W-50 oil.

 

[aeronca65t]

When you're 50 something and the cute college coeds return your look and smile, sometimes saying "cute car"

I must be older.

At my college, their Mom's say that to me!

 

[sparkydave]

You have automotive words in your vocabulary that other car owners are unfamiliar with. Words like "dashpot", "spanner", "prise", "bonnet", "boot", "trunnion"... and so on.

 

[mccalebr]

The FIRST thing you check on the label when buying clothes is that they are "Wash and Wear".

Ray

 

[bill_young]

Ray, if you drive in the rain much they should say wash while wearing! :thumbsup:

 

[PeterC]

When asked how many cars you have, you use fractions.....

 

[WA1KWA]

I've actually used this on my users (I'm in IS support, mostly phone):

You actually say 'Assembly is reverse of removal'.

You actually know what a 'plinth' is. And can use it in a sentence.

Colin

 

[Number_6]

You've been under the car nearly as much as you've sat in the car.

 

[Randi]

When you can go from a bad mood to a good one just by driving the car!