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The guy is hunting grizzleys in Alaska. He has heard a lot about the sometimes visious bear attacks but is not worried because he has a powerful rifle and feels confident it will provide protection.
Then he hears the brush being torn up and the growling and huffing coming towards him. All of a suden this huge grizzley appears on the trail in front of him. He raises his gun and as the enormous bear begins his charge he fires, click, the gun misfires. He tries to reload and jams the mechanism. Then the huge bear knocks him to the ground and sits on his legs and crouches down as if to take a bite!
Out of desperation the guy says a prayer, "Lord, please make this bear a christian!"
At that the big bear raises up on his haunches and the guy feels some relief. Then the huge bear puts his enormous paws togather and begins, Lord, bless this food.........
Then he hears the brush being torn up and the growling and huffing coming towards him. All of a suden this huge grizzley appears on the trail in front of him. He raises his gun and as the enormous bear begins his charge he fires, click, the gun misfires. He tries to reload and jams the mechanism. Then the huge bear knocks him to the ground and sits on his legs and crouches down as if to take a bite!
Out of desperation the guy says a prayer, "Lord, please make this bear a christian!"
At that the big bear raises up on his haunches and the guy feels some relief. Then the huge bear puts his enormous paws togather and begins, Lord, bless this food.........
