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Basil

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Boat Oar Goes through Woman's Windshield

Have has a few similar yikes moments, though nothing actually has come through the windshield.

A couple years ago, I was driving through Memphis in my C5 Vett on my way home form a trip to Huntsville. I was behind a Van that had a Ladder strapped to the top with - Bungie Cords! The ladder was sitting on a large sheet of cardboard and the wind kept lifting the whole affair, causing the bungie cords to stretch! I had the presence of mind to back way off in case the ladder came off - which it did! Luckily, I was far enough back that I was able to maneuver away as the ladder came straight at my car! As Maxwell Smart would say "missed it by that much."

In another incident, on east-bound I-40 in Arkansas (I think), I was behind a truck towing some sort of Utility Trailer when the trailer came unhooked from the truck. In this incident, I was never really in too much danger since the trailer veered off and rolled across the median into the west-bound lanes of traffic. Some of the cars coming west bound narrowly avoided a collision with the errant trailer.

Incident #3 happens about 2 years or so ago when I was driving to work one morning. A large sheet of plywood came free from a trailer in front of me and was flying right at me! I hard jerk to the right allowed me to narrowly avoid a direct hit.
 
Driving to and from Florida, I was very leery about following behind a bouncing, swerving trailer being towed by an oversized pickup truck. A menace for sure and used to be banned on the NJ Turnpike - maybe still are. I saw one break loose and wind up in the ditch a few years ago.
 
why Basil, I can't decide if your just really lucky......or a magnet for near misses.
 
My uncle had the 'pleasure' of watching a railway sleeper slip off a skip on a lorry while in stationary traffic (he couldn't move out of the way) as it landed on his bonnet (hood!). Luckily he wasn't a few feet further forward.

I've also had the usual collection of ladders and planks make a bid for freedom from the vehicles in front of me.
 
Boat dock ramp one time when a station wagon guy was trying to load boat (a 20' Glastron) on trailer. Was half way on and he kept winching with cable. Was not moving but the cable was getting tighter by the turn until finally the cable broke. Cable through rear SW window through front window and somehow grabbed the hood on the way and threw it about 10 ft across ramp. Just a day at the ramp.
 
Driving on 694 Minneapolis in a ford van I was in the far left lane
traffic heavy but everybody flying straight at 65 a little clapped out geo was in front of me in the next lane over
al of a sudden I see what I thought was a piece of card board flyind at me.
no it was the hood of the geo
no time to do anything I just put my head down hit the breaks and veer to the shoulder praying to not get drilled from behind by a string of cars traveling at 65
got stopped in the ditch with the hood corner impaled in the windshield about a foot into the on the passenger side.
patrolman said I was so lucky I thought so to
and the geo driver just wanted his hood back
sept 5th 2000
 
Well he should get the hood back. Of course he would owe you for any damages, including new trousers.
 
My uncle had the 'pleasure' of watching a railway sleeper slip off a skip on a lorry while in stationary traffic (he couldn't move out of the way) as it landed on his bonnet (hood!). ...

Wow - talk about British vs American English!

How many USA folk know: railway sleeper, skip, lorry, stationary traffic!
 
Wow - talk about British vs American English!

How many USA folk know: railway sleeper, skip, lorry, stationary traffic!

<waves hand in the air>

OH!OHHH!!! I know! I know!
 
Just dropped my parents off at Victoria coach station in London ( late '80's ), and was driving my fathers Austin Princess 1800 home along the Embankment and had the left hand side of the windscreen smashed by a pigeon strike.
A week of deep gloom :grey:
 
My first car was a mettalic snot green Princess. It also doubled as my first home for a week when I couldn't find anywhere to live when i started my first job after leaving University.
 
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