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youngsmith
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Okay in all honesty, this is a joke I tell because it's a blond man blacksmith joke, not too many of those.
Around the turn of the century, there was a crew working on building a skyscraper in new york. One day, three blacksmiths, there to make rivets and whatnot, where all sitting down to eat their lunch. one of the guys, Vinney, looks in his lunch pail, and in disgust says "meatballs, always meatballs, every day, meatballs! I swear, if I get meatballs one more time, I'm gonna jump!" The next guy, Don, opens his lunch pail to discover, "corned beef and cabbage, I always get corned beef and cabbage! I swear, one more time, and I'll jump!" The next guy, Ralph, opens his lunch pail, and says "I hate balogna! but that's always what I get, one more time, and I'll jump!"
The next day rolls around, and Vinney opens his lunch pail to discover meatballs, he then jumps to his death, Don opens his pail to discover corned beef and cabbage, so he jumps to his death, Ralph discovers balogna, and he too jumps to his death.
At the funeral home, the wives where talking, and vinneys wife in tears says; "If I'd known he didn't like it, I would have given him something else!" Don's wife, crying even harder says; "he never said anything, I thought he loved corned beef and cabbage" Ralph's wife shakes her head, and says; "Don't look at me, Ralph packed his own lunch"
Around the turn of the century, there was a crew working on building a skyscraper in new york. One day, three blacksmiths, there to make rivets and whatnot, where all sitting down to eat their lunch. one of the guys, Vinney, looks in his lunch pail, and in disgust says "meatballs, always meatballs, every day, meatballs! I swear, if I get meatballs one more time, I'm gonna jump!" The next guy, Don, opens his lunch pail to discover, "corned beef and cabbage, I always get corned beef and cabbage! I swear, one more time, and I'll jump!" The next guy, Ralph, opens his lunch pail, and says "I hate balogna! but that's always what I get, one more time, and I'll jump!"
The next day rolls around, and Vinney opens his lunch pail to discover meatballs, he then jumps to his death, Don opens his pail to discover corned beef and cabbage, so he jumps to his death, Ralph discovers balogna, and he too jumps to his death.
At the funeral home, the wives where talking, and vinneys wife in tears says; "If I'd known he didn't like it, I would have given him something else!" Don's wife, crying even harder says; "he never said anything, I thought he loved corned beef and cabbage" Ralph's wife shakes her head, and says; "Don't look at me, Ralph packed his own lunch"
