Amateur. Yesterday I ate yogurt for breakfast with a tiny little salad fork, spread butter on toast with a spoon that was too big to fit in the yogurt tin, and finished off the orange juice from the carton. Got coffee at work cause it's free and....I don't have to clean a coffee cup! Don't know why I have a salad fork...I don't like salads. Skipped brekkers today.
On the other paw, all of my drinking glasses are pint glasses-bought 'em by the dozen. I always have a clean one of those!
-William, who in reality is listening to the gentle fizzing of dishsoap suds in the sink and is gazing on some sparkly clean dishes.