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Words Women Use

kyreb1862

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Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES


If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only
five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game
before helping around the house

NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should

be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in
"Fine"

GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

Loud Sigh
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
WHATEVER

It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU

Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology!



And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh!

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That's okay...FINE!
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If she is ready to go on time & is waiting for you.....

Check for a conflicting OBLIGATION that she knows you have forgotten.

Or check your machine for an urgent message from a friend needing immediate help.

Be suspicious of any route deviation during your trip.
(Usually preceded by the announcement "We're early let's stop by.......")

The direct approach is usually best.....
WHY ARE YOU ON TIME?.....AND WHY ARE YOU NERVOUSLY FIDGETING?......(Then follow it with NOTHING /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devilgrin.gif)
 
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